Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Out of Work

Dreamy teen heartthrob and overall horrible actor Orlando Bloom is set to star in a small film based on the siege of Sarajevo between 1992 and 1995. 

Bloom said, "I read the script and the very human story at the very core of this film spoke to me very clearly." 

Translation: "I'm doing this nasty indie because I haven't worked in over a year as nobody will meet my quota and give me $20 million to make a film. I may have been in Pirates but I'm no Johnny Depp."

P.S.  Orly uses "very" a ridiculous amount of times, don't you think?

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